Saturday, August 25, 2012

Living La Vida In Monteverde

This is what most people think about when somebody talks about Quakers.

Yum.


Now, that is perfectly understandable, of course. Before I arrived Here the only thing I knew (or thought I knew) about Quakers was that they

1. Are the oldest hippies
2. Eat lots of oatmeal
3. Have white hair and funny hats

But fortunately my marked lack of knowledge about these admirable people was cut short just in time. I hope that if you, dear reader, have these notions about Quakers and Quakerism as well, they may be curtailed by the end of this post.

Monteverde was founded by Quakers in the 50's-60's. The U.S.A. was (not surprisingly) fighting some horrible war in Korea. The Quakers, who are kind and gentle pacifists, obviously refused to send their children to kill other people or help other people kill other people in a war (I'll make a post some other time about why I find people killing other people for purely political purposes barbaric). So they were reading the newspaper one day, and found that there was a tiny country somewhere in Central America that had recently abolished its army and was trying to make people come over and help develop the country. 

So the Quakers were like "Yay! Eureka! Peace!" and after they finished (some of them) spending weeks in jail for refusing to kill people or help kill people, they made their way to Costa Rica.

In Costa Rica the Quakers went all the way up the heavily forested mountain, cleared up some land, put some cows there (back from where they came from they were mostly dairy farmers), and made a nice little living. Since they appear to have some sort of superior reasoning and foresight abilities, they decided to not destroy the entire land of Monteverde for agriculture, but instead set several thousand hectares of cloud forest away simply to conserve it for future generations.

So ya. Now we have this pretty little town (not entirely Quaker, of course) that tells the world that living in harmony with nature is possible. 

And this where I, Cristina, Costa Rican by birth and culture, am living now.

In order to explain to my readers why a Tico from San José suddenly found herself in a biological paradise, I must begin at Silver Spring, Maryland, United States.

I had been living in Silver Spring for two years, and frankly I liked the middle school I was going to on my second year. I liked the people, the teachers, the curriculum...you know. I felt very happy. I felt like I fit in. 

One afternoon, Dad gathers us at the dinner table of our second-story White Oak apartment, and tell us that it is possible we will not return to Silver Spring after summer.

At the moment, I was torn. Even when my parents told us of living in Monteverde, of going to a nice Quaker school, of living in a rural area (I've always hated the city), of that we might return in January, I refused to believe it. I wanted to return to my school normally, with my friends, and my teachers, and my curriculum. The next day I felt a little better, tried to talk myself into reason, but I still disliked the idea. I wanted to stay in Silver Spring, in the Humanities Magnet Program. But it was out of mine and my parent's hands. We packed our things, we returned to Costa Rica, we packed up our things again, and the mother, father, little brother, middle sister (me), older sister, and beloved dog drove to Monteverde...

...

There is a big downpour right now. I missed the sound of the rain on roofs. In the U.S., every house is heavily insulated against the cold of winter, so sometimes you don't even notice it when it's raining.

We had to open the windows when it was pouring, just to listen to the rain.

Here, there's pretty much no insulation. If it's raining really hard, you can't hear people right next to you speak. If it's a raining softly (lloviznando) you are guaranteed to fall asleep wherever you are. 

A plain wren sings his quick, chirping song from a a low tree somewhere outside. In the rain. 

Chinchiri-GÜI!...Chinchiri-GÜI!

The rain slows, it gets tired for a moment, but then it speeds up and it's raining jaguars and tapirs once again.

Thunder is heard in the distance.

And when the rain dies away, or slows down, you go outside and watch the darkened bark of the trees and the seemingly more contrasting colors of the leaves and the grass. And the smell. The smell of the forest after the rain leaves you drunk and soothed.

Somewhere, a yellow-throated euphonia calls a comrade with a soft whistle. Somewhere, a kingbird chatters away in high pitched notes.


(More on Monteverde soon)


Friday, May 11, 2012

Myarchus Flycatchers and The School Life of Cristina H.G., Awkward Extraordinaire


Every day I wake up on the wrong side of the bed. Literally; I place my head where my feet should be and my feet where my head should be. I don't know why. Mostly it's because I get bored of sleeping on one side so I switch sides. It's also an act of compassion. Every night, the right side of my bed has to deal with my drooling and breathing and dreaming, so it seems fair to give it a break.

School is fine for me. Sure, you have to deal with all the normal issues middle school girls go through, but at least I'm saved from associating with shallow, selfish, chattering, self-centered douchebag girls because of one reason: the Humanities Magnet Program! (trumpets)

The Magnet Program is, in a nutshell, a program in which all the smart, somewhat mature kids in the county are rounded up and thrown into a school were they are expected to:

1. Work 75% harder 'n smarter
2. Have the maturity of an eight-grader
3. Have a slightly serious case of mild insanity (o.k., so maybe we are NOT expected to be mildly insane, but it seems like 98% of all Magnet kids are random and insane to some point)

Yes. So, you get to talk about Doctor Who, Star Wars, Harry Potter, D&D, Minecraft, William Shakespeare, philosophy, Internet phenomena, social trends, turtles, and stuff like that without getting the weird looks that you'd expect in a normal social environment. We also get to read books with lots of curse words and naughty innuendo, but nobody cares, really. Twelfth Night is choke-full of dirty jokes, Fahrenheit 451 has more "damns" than Catcher in the Rye. Well, maybe Catcher has more damns, but that's not even in this year's reading list. I read it anyway, and it was...LIBERATING! Ahh, so much swearing!

Anyway, in my particular school (whose Magnet program focuses on the Humanities), we're mixed up with the "Comprehensive" (a.k.a non-magnet) kids. Usually you have about two or three classes with Comprehensive kids in them, but most of your classes are Humanities-only. Which, I've noticed, kind of fuels a certain "Magnet kids are DA BOMB!" mentality among the Magnet kids, since the maturity level of the Magnet kids is often quite contrasting to the one found among several Comprehensive ones (Rule of thumb: the louder they are, the more immature. Otherwise, many Comprehensive kids are perfectly intelligent, incredibly nice kids). 

I, myself, aren't exactly a prominent figure around the Humanities environment. I'm not friendly, I'm not loud, I'm not social, I don't open up to people easily, I don't call out, I'm quite reserved, I'm quite, quite awkward, etc. In other words, I'm your usual shy introvert who only shows her true personality to close friends, which turns out to be that of a weird science and literature geek monkey who spins around the house shouting stuff like "MYYYYYY MIIIIIIIIIILKSHAAAAAAAAAKESSSS!!!!!!!".

My sister thinks I'm a little hyperactive and insane. Oh well. Meanwhile I'll be catching snitches in Nowhere Land, sis. See ya there, and watch out for Chuck Norris.

So yeah, about the Myarchus part of the title (For all of you non-birdnerds out there...type "Myarchus flycatchers" in Google Search, k? Good. Life's too short for explanations), it so happens that this very morning as I was walking to my bus stop I heard some gurrgly, jumping sparrrklley song in some trees ahead of me. Suddenly, an insanely energetic bird with a yellow belly comes flying out of nowhere, looping in the air, then landing softly on the grass below it. DING DING DING! LIFE BIRD ALERT! It seemed to be a Great-crested flycatcher, but I'm still not adding him to my life-list (I've never seen a great-crested properly) because I only got a fleeting look of him. So, I'll just remember his graceful movements, and leave the listing for later. 

Great-crested Flycatcher



Wednesday, May 9, 2012

And off goes the Pigeon!

Apart from the brutal butchering of the English title capitalization system that you can appreciate in that painfully unoriginal title that seems to convey the image of an exploding columbid, this blog will be AWESOME.

Yup.

That incredibly overused word is what describes this blog--AWESOME. Awe-sum. Or Aww-soame, if you're British, or Ahww-sowme, if ya live way back in the Aleahbahman beackcowntry, yeehaa!

Anyway, I believe it is important for you guys to know that this is NOT my first blog. I had another blog, Cristina's Birdsome Blog. It was awesome, too, but I inexplicably abandoned it and haven't written in it for almost a year. So rather than dig through the rotten carcass of that blog, I have conceived a brand new one; so new, in fact, that you can almost catch the baby-butt scent of it (sniff your computer screen, and ya'll catch it! B'lieve me!).

Anyway, I think it's time for me to introduce myself. I am Cristina, a 13-year-old Costa Rican girl currently residing in the United States of America. She is obsessed with/interested in

-Birds
-Art
-Birds
-The Beatles
-Birds
-Art
-Nature
-Animals
-The Beatles
-Writing
-Reading
-Science
-Politics
-History
-Photography
-Science
-Random foods (e.g. eggnog, tangerines, papaya milkshakes)
-Nature
-Shouting random stuff
-The Internet
-Hats
-Fandoms
-Pencils



Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.Yes, indeed. I love lots of stuff.

As for this blog, well, I hope you like it. If you find yourself unable to understand my ornithological jargon, I recommend you simply use Google or some other cybernetic extension of your brain. We good? Good.

*opens hands in which she's been holding a pigeon*

*pigeon flies away*

*pigeon proceeds to explode in the air. Lots of fluffy down feathers fall to the ground. They turn into lots of leprechauns*